Samstag, 24. Februar 2007

Männer #2: Bedienungsanleitung für Frösche...


das ist ein Frosch; man nehme einen Frosch (versuche) ihn zu küssen und warte ab.

bei guter Ware wird er zum Prinzen und den darf man dann behalten

bei schlechter Ware passiert wenig und der bleibt ein Frosch.

bei weiteren Nebenwirkungen und Beschwerden fragen sie ihr Schicksal, Kismet oder Destiny

oder sie zünden den Frosch an, das geht auch.

(Angaben ohne Gewähr!)

Donnerstag, 1. Februar 2007

In a dark and stormy night...





Dunkel war's der Mond schien helle, *
Schneebedeckt die grüne Flur, **
Als ein Wagen blitzesschnelle
|: Langsam um die Ecke fuhr, :|*

Drinnen saßen stehend Leute,
Schweigend ins Gespräch vertieft,
Als ein totgeschoss'ner Hase
|: Auf der Wiese Schlittschuh lief, :|

Und der Wagen fuhr im Trabe
Rückwärts einen Berg hinauf.
Droben zog ein alter Rabe
|: Grade eine Turmuhr auf. :|

Ringsumher herrscht tiefes Schweigen
Und mit fürchterlichem Krach
Spielen in des Grases Zweigen
|: Zwei Kamele lautlos Schach. :|

Und auf einer roten Banke,
Die blau angestrichen war,
Saß ein blondgelockter Jüngling
|: Mit kohlrabenschwarzem Haar, :|

Neben ihm 'ne alte Schachtel,
Zählte kaum erst sechzehn Jahr',
Und sie aß ein Butterbrot,
|: Das mit Schmalz bestrichen war, :|

Droben auf dem Apfelbaume,
Der sehr süße Birnen trug,
Hing des Frühlings letzte Pflaume
|: Und an Nüssen noch genug. :|

Von der regennassen Straße
Wirbelte der Staub empor.
Und ein Junge bei der Hitze
|: Mächtig an den Ohren fror. :|

Beide Hände in den Taschen
Hielt er sich die Augen zu.
Denn er konnte nicht ertragen,
|: Wie nach Veilchen roch die Kuh. :|

Und zwei Fische liefen munter
Durch das blaue Kornfeld hin.
Endlich ging die Sonne unter
|: Und der graue Tag erschien. :|

Und das alles dichtet Goethe
Als er in der Morgenröte
Liegend auf dem Nachttopf saß
|: Und dabei die Zeitung las. :|



Mittwoch, 24. Januar 2007

weißes Kaninchen

Es verschwindet in dieser Höhle und lässt einen in eine andere Welt tauchen, lässt einen Dinge im Kopf erleben und lässt einen träumen - allerdings bring es einen auch zum Nachdenken dieses langohrige weise etwas gestresste Karnickel.
Ist es nicht faszinierend was sich hinter einem Loch alles verbergen kann,
ist sie nicht aufregend diese andere Welt die der unseren eigentlich gar nicht so fremd ist

In uns allen steckt dieses Kaninchen
die einen lassen es raus und fangen es nie wieder
die anderen werden von diesem Tier heimgesucht
und verwandeln sich selbst zum Teil zu einem Kaninchen


in diesem Sinne: "Bin zu spät- Muss gehen, muss gehen- auf wieder sehen....."




Montag, 1. Januar 2007

Silverster-neues Jahr

einen wunderbaren Jahresbeginn wünsche ich
wie jedes Jahr so auch heuer gibt es einen Moment in dem man zurücksieht und revue passiern lässt das Vergangene.


man soll das Vergangene, Verflossene, Alte zurücklassen wo es ist hingehört, nämlich in die Vergangenheit

meine "guten" Vorsätze für die kommenden 365 Tage:
  • Unvollendetes zu einem Abschluss bringen (davon habe ich vieles)
  • Neuentstandenes hegen und pflegen (man fängt ja immer klein an)
  • stetig an sich arbeiten (wird ein großes Stück Arbeit)
Parole:
"Make your dreams come true-only you can do it yourself, nobody else will do it for you!"

Donnerstag, 28. Dezember 2006

von Hunden und Männern #1



manchmal oder öfters sind sie wie Hunde; folgsam, hörig, eigenwillig, freiheitsliebend, anschmiegsam, lästig, untreu, oder auch treu...

man versucht es ohne sie und muss doch mit ihnen -können....






heftiges Schlagen auf den Hinterkopf hilft nicht,-bei unerwarteten Nebenwirkungen wenden sie sich bitte an ihre Beste-Freundi oder den Kühlschrank!

Das ist eine Rubrik die immer wieder kehren wird.

Sonntag, 24. Dezember 2006

X-Mas Special #2


HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
by Dr. Suess


Every Who
Down in Who-ville
Liked Christmas a lot...

But the Grinch,
Who lived just North of Who-ville,
Did NOT!

The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

But,
Whatever the reason,
His heart or his shoes,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Who down in Who-ville beneath
Was busy now, hanging a mistleoe wreath.

"And they're hanging their stockings!" he snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his grinch fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"
For, tomorrow, he knew...

...All the Who girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!

Then the Whos, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
And they'd feast! And they'd feast!
And they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
They would start on Who-pudding, and rare Who-roast-beast
Which was something the Grinch couldn't stand in the least!

And THEN
They'd do something he liked least of all!
Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Whos would start singing!

They'd sing! And they'd sing!
AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!
And the more the Grinch thought of the Who-Christmas-Sing
The more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
"Why for fifty-three years I've put up with it now!
I MUST stop Christmas from coming!
...But HOW?"

Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
THE GRINCH
GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

"I know just what to do!" The Grinch Laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Grinchy trick!
"With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!"

"All I need is a reindeer..."
The Grinch looked around.
But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Grinch...?
No! The Grinch simply said,
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his dog Max. Then he took some red thread
And he tied a big horn on top of his head.

THEN
He loaded some bags
And some old empty sacks
On a ramshakle sleigh
And he hitched up old Max.

Then the Grinch said, "Giddyap!"
And the sleigh started down
Toward the homes where the Whos
Lay a-snooze in their town.

All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care
When he came to the first house in the square.
"This is stop number one," The old Grinchy Claus hissed
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.

Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight pinch.
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
Where the little Who stockings all hung in a row.
"These stockings," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"

Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every present!
Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums!
Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!

Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the Whos' feast!
He took the Who-pudding! He took the roast beast!
He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash.
Why, that Grinch even took their last can of Who-hash!

Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.
"And NOW!" grinned the Grinch, "I will stuff up the tree!"

And the Grinch grabbed the tree, and he started to shove
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who!
Little Cindy-Lou Who, who was not more than two.

The Grinch had been caught by this little Who daughter
Who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water.
She stared at the Grinch and said, "Santy Claus, why,
"Why are you taking our Christmas tree? WHY?"

But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,
"There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side.
"So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
"I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."

And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head
And he got her a drink and he sent he to bed.
And when Cindy-Lou Who went to bed with her cup,
HE went to the chimney and stuffed the tree up!

Then the last thing he took
Was the log for their fire.
Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar.
On their walls he left nothing but hooks, and some wire.

And the one speck of food
The he left in the house
Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.


Then
He did the same thing
To the other Whos' houses

Leaving crumbs
Much too small
For the other Whos' mouses!

It was quarter past dawn...
All the Whos, still a-bed
All the Whos, still a-snooze
When he packed up his sled,
Packed it up with their presents! The ribbons! The wrappings!
The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings!

Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mount Crumpit,
He rode to the tiptop to dump it!
"Pooh-pooh to the Whos!" he was grinch-ish-ly humming.
"They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming!
"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
"The all the Whos down in Who-ville will all cry BOO-HOO!"

"That's a noise," grinned the Grinch,
"That I simply must hear!"
So he paused. And the Grinch put a hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow...

But the sound wasn't sad!
Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn't be so!
But it WAS merry! VERY!

He stared down at Who-ville!
The Grinch popped his eyes!
Then he shook!
What he saw was a shocking surprise!

Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any presents at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming!
IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!

And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?
It came without ribbons! It came without tags!
"It came without packages, boxes or bags!"
And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store.
"Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"

And what happened then...?
Well...in Who-ville they say
That the Grinch's small heart
Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light
And he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast!
And he...

...HE HIMSELF...!
The Grinch carved the roast beast!

All the best and season´s greetings!

Freitag, 22. Dezember 2006

Mode-des Kaisers neue Kleider







Modische Verbrechen, gibt es überall...-so auch hier.

Zeig mir deine Kleider und ich vermute wer du bist...

auch hier gilt Versuch und Irrtum...





Ich trank Tee mit dem Rosaroten Panther-so schauts aus!